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jellyfisted

I’m not going to give a five star review to a motel I never stayed at. Sorry, but the average review for it before this whole deal was a 3.4 stars and had a lot of problems of its own. Its a small, beach front hotel where many of your basic hotel/motel necessities are not supplied. Yes, it was stupid of the steven universe fandom to go and give this hotel shitty, fake reviews, BUT it’s equally as stupid for you all to give them golden, five star reviews and fake compliments as if you stayed there. BOTH methods are wrong, because in both cases you are lying. Everyone just leave the damn motel alone. I’m more annoyed by the people giving it fake good reviews than the people giving it fake shitty reviews.

kirbycheatfurbymeat

Well, if anything, five starring it could at least balance it to its original score before the fake ratings, if anyone remembers what it is.

The spoon and the pear

Okay, so we know from the leaked information on Keystone Motel that Garnet unfuses because of what happened in the last episode and Sapphire wants to make up with Pearl while Ruby wants absolutely nothing to do with it. The spoon can resemble solely Sapphire, as spoons are usually paired with forks, kind of like how Ruby would be paired with Sapphire. The pear is, of course, Pearl being forgiven.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

The spoon and the pear